did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died
This post fucked me up.
It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.
i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
This just gets funnier the longer I stare at it.
I stopped feeling like I didn’t belong anywhere, and realized that I actually belonged anywhere I wanted to be.
There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest.
The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.
Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.
Yes, yes they did.